[❤笑話] Guys don't accept it, but it's true...

The problems with GUYS :


If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD .

If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
If u Don't, he says u are from VILLAGE .

If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN ;
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS .

If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE ;
If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT .

If u don't L ove him, he tries to POSSESS u;
If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u. (very true huh?)

If u don't make love with him, he says u don't Love him;
If u do !! he says u are CHEAP.

If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME;
If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.

If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.

If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.

If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN ...

If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
If he does WELL, it's BRAINS .

If u HURT him, u are CRUEL ;
If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE !!
& sooo hard to please !!!!!


If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true.......
but if u don't, they say u are selfish.....



The moral of the story is.......

SEND THIS TO GUYS OUT THERE ANYWAY ...

Send it to girls also, gives them some laughter.